I've learned a couple things from Sky Mall on these two plane trips in two days.
- There are a variety of Yeti statues for your front yard, if you're so inclined.
- Your pets want you to buy a blanket with their particular breed on it, and it makes them happier when you purchase said blanket.
- People have hungered for a one handed hair cutter that appears to be operated in the same why that the quick chop in the kitchen works - by repeatedly slapping it against your head.
- I had no idea that there were so many kinds of necks, thereby necessitating the need for like 15 different kinds of neck pillows. In that same vein, there's almost as many devices to "improve your posture" which all seem to work by pulling your shoulders back, but that's about it.
On a side note, the TSA at LaGuardia either take their jobs less seriously than the TSA at Logan do, or they don't feel that I match the profile of someone that needs to be patted down.
I know the profiling/pat down thing is insane but remember Logan actually let terrorists on a plane. They feel they have to make up for that.
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