Fart Cloud

     This morning the train air hung heavy with some pretty intense farts.  Someone on the train was either having some internal dilemas or did not give two fucks about the people around them.  It was so strong, that when I got off the train, it was like it followed you.  An amoeba fart ... One long fart tendril wrapping around you.

     When I got to work, I could still smell it, like it had worked up into my poor battered sinuses and was going to hang out, like some kind of fart parasite.  A long stinky day.