Monday, February 24, 2014


     The fart coming from the guy next to me ...

is so retched that I can't breathe out of my mouth right now.  I literally gagged on his fart.  It's so bad, that when we hit the next stop, a woman who got and walked past me exchanged looks with me.  I shook my head no (as in ... Hell no, that didn't come out of me), and she moved as far past me as possible ... Trying to use me as some sort of makeshift fart shield.

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