Time on train: 30 mins
That means 39 minutes was devoted to waiting for the trains in between to arrive and walking to the trains. It is clear that at night, on these subway lines that aren't servicing wealthy college students, the MBTA doesn't give a flying fuck.
In other news, her jeans are practically painted on:
The owner of this lollipop is unhappy:
And, as I waited for the last train, the couple standing next to me on the crowded platform debated whether or not the female should pull out the ingrown facial hair of the male with her. While they were standing there. He worried there would be too much blood. She kept squeezing his face, saying repeatedly, I've almost got it.