Monday, January 13, 2014

More Rules

Here are today's public transportation rules to live by:

- do not stand at the top (or bottom) of the escalator, surveying the wonder of the world around you.  Move.  You are creating a log jam, and we are stacking up behind you like cord wood.
- do not leisurely stroll through the middle of the subway platform.  (See above rule.). Do you drive in the middle lane just below the speed limit?  
- do not shove me.
- if the train is full, do not assure the masses that "of course, I can get on" while pushing forward.  We will chuckle, and then become irritated, as the door repeatedly gets stuck on your ass.  You're making us late for work.
- tall people, be aware of your elbow placement.  I don't want to take one to the face.

Thank you for your consideration, and thank you for riding the T.

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