- do not stand at the top (or bottom) of the escalator, surveying the wonder of the world around you. Move. You are creating a log jam, and we are stacking up behind you like cord wood.
- do not leisurely stroll through the middle of the subway platform. (See above rule.). Do you drive in the middle lane just below the speed limit?
- do not shove me.
- if the train is full, do not assure the masses that "of course, I can get on" while pushing forward. We will chuckle, and then become irritated, as the door repeatedly gets stuck on your ass. You're making us late for work.
- tall people, be aware of your elbow placement. I don't want to take one to the face.
Thank you for your consideration, and thank you for riding the T.