To my right was a 6' plus half Amazonian half albino chick with a gigantic purse/piece of luggage in her lap, to my left a guy possibly related to Jabba the Hutt with a no lid on a LARGE cup of something with whipped cream on the top. No lid ... on a bouncing train ... It was hot ... I repeat, no lid.
And the guy across the way was staring at me. I think I was the punch line in the middle.