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     On the trip home now, I had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have snot hanging out of my nose or too much cleavage showing, as yet again, there was a guy staring at me and gesturing from time to time in my direction.  It could give a girl a complex!

     To my right was a 6' plus half Amazonian half albino chick with a gigantic purse/piece of luggage in her lap, to my left a guy possibly related to Jabba the Hutt with a no lid on a LARGE cup of something with whipped cream on the top.  No lid ...  on a bouncing train ... It was hot ... I repeat, no lid.

     And the guy across the way was staring at me.  I think I was the punch line in the middle.